What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
14.06.2025 05:30
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
What are some reasons why men may not want to date a woman who can pay her own bills?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
After a few moments he returns.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
What is the meanest thing your husband has said to you?
Sure no problem officer.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
HELLO
Shouldn’t there be a short porn platform like TikTok?
Yes sir it is.
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